Gravity by Mr. S

The weather guy said
that gravity will be light on Thursday.
I can see it now:
Mom will have us lifting
the fridge
the couch
the washing machine
and vacuuming up all the
dust bunnies
floating up to the clouds.

I hope Friday
we see a sharp increase in gravity
and school is called off
because all the busses are
stuck in place.

I really need
a heavy day.