FRIDAY THE 13TH! by Mr. S

I am FRIDAY THE 13TH!
Whooooooo!
Booohooooo!
Hah!

I am
Friggatriskaidekaphobia!
Say that ten times fast
and you’ll get so tongue-tied
that you’ll fall down the stairs
when a black cat crosses your path!

I’m as unlucky as luck can get!
Which is,
when you think about it,
pretty, pretty LUCKY for me!

I am rare enough
to make you take notice
and raise the hair on the back of your neck!

So beware!
Take care!
Throw salt over your shoulder!
Hold your breath
and find a 4 Leaf Clover!

I’m big!
and I’m bad!
and I’m a calendar mess!
I’m a datebook’s worst nightmare!

er…

uhm…

actually…
I’m just a lot of hot air…

Have a good Friday!