“I Can’t Write a Poem” Poem by Mr. S
Forget it
You must be kidding
I don’t know how to spell
My pencil is dull
I’m all out of vowels
I can’t rhyme in time
I don’t like poetry
It’s going to rain today
My stomach hurts
There’s a fly in my soup
Time’s up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?