Another Dog Poem by Mr. S

HI!
I’m a DOG!
I have a tail!
I chase my tail!
It’s the perfect toy
built-in, always
with me!

I have more personality
than 2 dozen cats!
I have a winning smile
and can wag my tail
strong enough
to start a tornado
at the kitchen table
whipping table cloth
and table stuff
everywhere
just to show you
how much
I LOVE YOU!

I will eat your
favorite shoes!
I choose your favorites
because that is how
much I respect
your style!
And, man, you’ve
got style!
I’m living proof of it!

I am smart!
I am a good boy!
I am the best dog in the world!
And to show you my sincere thanks,
I will train you to tend
to my every bark and call.

Man!
You’re a dog’s best friend!
Don’t you ever forget it!